Short Funny Jokes
1. Why did Elon Musk go broke?
Answer- Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.
2. Where is happiness made?
Answer- At the satisfactory.
3. Why are astronauts always so calm?
Answer- There’s no pressure in space.
4.Why are astronauts always so calm?
Answer- There’s no pressure in space.
5. Interviewer: So tell me about yourself.
Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.
FUNNY ONE LINERS
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.
When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.
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